you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
I often forget that not everyone reads gay fanfiction
Full 3-minute Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. promo
I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
i’m just reblogging this for how pERFECT the use of that gif was
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
this adorable little shit?
Yeah well i remember my friend saying a while ago how he was in the show, at the time i had no idea what supernatural was and i was talking about it today and he was like “Oh yeah i remember that episode! i was in it” and i was like “WAIT…